Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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