Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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