Me too!
Who wears a wallet chain?!
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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