did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron