her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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