Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize