I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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