so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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