we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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