Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?