we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients