i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Ketchup is God's man juice
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love