Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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