Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Two words: nipple clamps
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