..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
He? As in you personified your dick?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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