Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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