Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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