I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
My first STD was from a foam party
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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