I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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