New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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