I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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