Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
dude i'm inner monologue high
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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