Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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