you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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