Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.