For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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