Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Randomize
