Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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