Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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