btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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