ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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