I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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