I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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