I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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