I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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