a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
where am i from again
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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