Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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