she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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