Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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