dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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