dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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