i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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