My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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