Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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