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(415): View more from California

I'll probably hate you when I'm sober

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(208): View more from Idaho

you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.

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(805): View more from California

Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke

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(989): View more from Michigan

I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Does this mean I have to put a bra on now

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(203): View more from Connecticut

It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.

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