ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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