if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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