Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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