Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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