Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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