Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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