I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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