i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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