whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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