Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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