so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
ttyl tear gas
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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