In the future we'll all be gay
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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