belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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