absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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